ROMANCE IS DEAD


I'm Jodie, English, tiny and brutally honest. My life consists of banter, nando's and lots of lovely naps. I don't care about much and I promise I won't fit into your stereotype


omg what is it with people at this time of night man, a normal conversation always, without fail, by some weird person on facebook or tumblr or wherever has to turn into the cliche conversation.

  • Them: What you doing?
  • Me: Just chillin’ in bed, you?
  • Them: me too :-)
  • Me: cool aha
  • Them: no fun alone though…
  • Me: …
  • Them: Wish you were here…
  • Me: …
  • Them: Bet you wish you had someone to keep you warm on these cold nights
  • Me: I have a cat.

-Jodie Mason has logged off chat-

THEN BAM, they did it, they went and bombed the mosque.


  1. ohfuckcunt said: well text me if you want a chat x
  2. lipstickoncigarettes posted this